We stopped by the fence so I could get a photo of the "cute mule". He came right up and gave me a "Yeah, You're an idiot. Just take the picture." look before turning away.
If I would have known how to "speak mule", maybe we could have had a little talk.
"Besides, You gotta be able to do that to ride a mule. You can't do that, you can't get on a mule!"
"Remember to practice in front of people daily."
Next time I meet a mule, I'll be ready!